British : Practise Birds

A selection of the butters, flabbies, mentals and smellies that we all sneaked round to find when navigating puberty and worrying about our performance and level of actual experience for when we pulled Gemma Wade or Kerry Hornsby . These were the practise sluts, available 24 hrs a day 7 days a week , literally up for anything and always willing to be discreet in the hope f a return visit. These sluts needed attention and our approval so much their entire identity was made of the reputation they had among the boys from their estate . It seems quite backwards now but as long as they were being talked about in conversation that went ' dirty fucking cunt, did her up the shitter in the graveyard, Her sister watched as I got her dressed in her old schoo uniform and made her fist her ass as I filmed her on her balcony. She done me , Lee and Louie before she went out to the pub and classic, Fingered her behind he chippy and couldn't stop a laugh coming out when she asked if she was my gf now'. I always kept a bit of respect for the practise girls though, the reserve team , they probably serviced a few hundred ;lads in our area over six years . Lads that would have got lonely , self obsessed, addicted to wanking and scared of trying to pull the first team birds if they hand't. Saying that , you couldn't go as far as actually going out with one. There lay ridicule and worse a marker being put on you by all the fit girls . Once you'd been in a relationship with a practise , It was unlikely you were playing premiership again in this life time. Anyway , Thankyou to the practise birds that were still a huge improvement on dumping it in a walkers crisp packet.